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Me:-

Yes its me the crem de la crem,

I'm the kingpin, the big floppy donkey disk, the monster kill and most importantly the owner of this site.

The title doesn't actually go with anything put it sounds... different (I bet some gays disappointed now lol).

These are the people I "Rock On" with eating pi and waiting for jonny's tea to be made.

Im almost 216 and I can never be arsed checking through stuff to make sure it looks correct if it works for me it works for you. And thats a gay pic of me don't w*$k over it. Judge for yourself what im like cause I can't be arsed doing it myself. Oh look there goes my Hero...

The below link is too a rather odd lifeplan I made up one day.

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I used to have pics on here but it took too long to load so I changed it click on the People pics to get just that.
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Chris:-

The cram dean la crum,

The funny bugger. Wanna know what I mean click on the smily next to this.

will all become clear.

Also known as Christ the lord our sailer, thats the 16th coming now.

Look at him and laugh its worth 10-15 minutes just don't piss yourself, but seriously what a silly bugger.

As you can tell from the look on his face you can tell that windows is fuckin itself. Yep chris's puter fucks itself often but not nearly as much as his server which is buggered.

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Rye3d:-

The crust dum dizzy dal,

Another funny bugger in fact he may as well be chris's faithful sidekick going through downtown new-york been bugger funny just to piss people off that don't understand the sense of the witty comment.

He looks like a priest in that pic with all them beams of holy light falling on him.

Ryes gone power ranger turbo with the amazing speed of his turbo cd-rom drive he can go to warp 6 in the blink of an eye, but there is no need so he doesn't.

Well thats rye the quiet one in the group always willing to find a good book to curl up to in the winter.

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Toni:-

The dic dis da do',

The clever dic of the group always wants to be one step of the game spoiling it for the rest of the group, we don't need to watch this part i'll explain in gay talk what happens so you know exactly whats going on - type of person.

look at him he well knows what hes doing what an organised chappy happy poney/gay gran.

Your not clever toni cause you whelded things into your computer thats something a D.I.Y man would do not a 'PRO '.

Well thats to much about gay boy I mean Toni.

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Keef:-

Thee host dee dee dum,

The golden oldy, someone i've known from primary school not tertiary school like all you low lifes, hmm low in fat. Chances are T.N.T.

No picture of Keef yet he doesn't like his picture being taken for some reason, but then again anyone can get there hands on them and edited them to almost near profection.

You will bee assilmiated (I know thats spelt wrong clever dic).

If Keef ever sleeps over at your house be sure to wake him up by playing Blink182 - Voyeur LOL. Where as that Mp3 gone from my puter? eh?

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Nick:-

The Toast er er ovenn,

Everyones computers been fuckin gay its so gay there rollin down the street with gay egg man, i don't meen dizzy. Yeah thats Nick ain't he good but hes had lots of problems with his puter because of a certain game called gay alert 2 its a game where you go round killin gays but its gay.

Put some papa on Nick, You can see Nicks Soulfly poster from down middlebrook ain't that good.

Look at that its a flying cat nicks cat, if you wanna see a pic of his cat look in the pictures section if you can find it that is I don't even know where it is.

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Luke:-

The creamed egg man,

Lukes house is massive and hes got an attic bedroom the little gay. Other than that hes right he got is mum to spend the weekend in blackpool so we could all stay over at his house and she supplied loads of beer and food now thats cool. Luke also got his friends to come around aswell so it was cool especially with a playstation 2 wired up to a 38" T.V fuck me thats big.

Rebzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...<head blurs past camera> Rebzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...<head blurs past camera> Rebzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...<head blurs past camera> Rebzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...<head blurs past camera> What you doing Rebz.

Lukes got loads a puter stuff aswell like is webcam which is cool for making dodgy movies with.

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Dunk:-

The 4 for 99p's guy

Not known Dunk for very long but I have learned about Dunk's pink side, yes you will turn to the pink side in time young one in time. Thats right Dunk loves the colour pink and if he can buy something pink is the default colour it ass tooooo bee. She's also Mandy at weekends on most occasions (special occasions and birthdays too).

Buch Dich befehl ich dir, wende dein Antlitz ab von mir, dein Gesicht ist mir egal, Buch dich.

Buch Dich?

Well thats all the info Kebal will let me talk about, so thats Duk boy done and dusted.

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