This is what I thought up in a R.S lesson because I was bored and we had a supply teacher who I named Sargent Fuck face cause she was. None of the people in this lifeplan should be bothered about the contents because they won't happen and as for gays don't be a affend causre I know two gays and I don't mind them infact one of them renamed the gay amplifier to the evil gay amplifier.
Pursue a dodgy career in I.T making PURE money saving this money until the magic age of 35 where I will travel to America and find all the books on dark and necromantic magic. I will then summon 12, yes 12 prestine skeleton priests to complete the ceremony where I will kill myself then the 12 skelebobs will raise me from the dead. I will then be able to use my powers to animate my very own corpse keeping it in good/immortal condition. I will then create my undead army walking across the Earth searching out Rebz she will most likely be scared I will then kill her and she will become my undead queen I will then find squire danx and get him to create the evil gay amplifier which will be constructed in ibiza the gayest place on Earth for doing this I will spare his life and make any body of his choice obey all his commands. When the gays are on the island I will swarm it with undead minions killing al the gays except Andrew I will then animate there corpses and make them stand at the bottem of the ocean where they will stay forever and ever. I will then simply rule the world with Rebz by my side.